Unicorn Luftwaffe

Today on Facebook, to send someone information of therapeutic resources, their system required me to type in two words to prove I was a human.  Or at least something that could read visual systems.  I have done these things for years... but today was special.Today's words were:Unicorn LuftwaffeI stared at these words and was awe struck.  They are a perfect pair of absurdist fantasy words.  Thus, I put out a call demanding that someone write a short story on the topic.Erynn reccommended that we petition SJ Tucker to write a song on the topic.Chris Buser replied with:

The commander of the Royal Army Flying Pegasi squadron shook his head at the departing victor, moonlight glinting eerily off the single horn parting the clouds before him. " I'll shoot you down next time, you damnable Kraut pony! NEXT TIME! " A mocking neigh was the only reply.

I am pleased, and yet I demand more.  What will you give me of the Unicorn Luftwaffe?  There is a part of me that would like to create a short story collection of these two absurd words... but for now, blog responses are enough to tickle me :)