The Vanilla Guy just got weird...
The 7 emails I got since I last posted... I have not replied to any of them... I think I may be scared.
1) Ok, maybe not anything.
2) Bridgett, your weird. Want to have coffee sometime?
((okay, I'm good up to here... then...))
3) Are you really a famous fetish model? I thought you were just hot and obtainable. Am I in the presence of royalty? BTW- I am getting a new place and need some ideas for a fetish dungeon. I want a spanking bench, candle light, but beyond that I am pretty flexible. (It's my first dungeon, and it's a nice starter dungeon.).
4) Sweety I think we may have some problems, I get a boner from hurting people. I'm not proud of that, it's just who I am. I would really like to talk to you about bondage play. You seem very wise and experienced. Even if I don’t get to throat fuck you I would love to chit chat about bdsm. Oh- why are nazi symbols of authority so fucking hot?
((Then, suddenly, I may almost be interested... and then...))
5) I want to ejaculate in your rectum. Whew, I'm glad we got that out of the way. Bridgett, you are very smart, probably smarter than me, I dont care. You are hot. I want to lick your face and mastrubate with your feet.
Oh. and I also would like to spend time around you for companionship and shared mocking of those less socially adept.
Or maybe we can steal moving vans and fuck.
I miss you like the grass misses rain. (If I had a pirate ship I would name it the "Golden Poopy Adventure Harrington".
((Whoa, wtf? I've never met this man, and here he wants to cum in my ass, and steal vans? And name a ship sort of after me?))
6) I busted my wheels. I broke both front wheels on my caprice. I have a lot of money, and a fat hard cock. Please Bridgett help me!
I broke my wheels acting out while I missed you. I missed sucking your throbbing cunt and licking your vulva. Let me know if you can help. Btw, I would love to nibble your clit.
I am government trained and well moneyed. Dont respond if you don’t want to play.
((Huh?))
7) I want to make a hat out of a cat. I also want to go to canada with you soon, and I want you get you drunk and suck your cunt.
((Um, help? WTF! I mean, I'm more of a dog person than a cat person, but this is just weird.- Feedback?))