The Vanilla Guy just got wierd...

The 7 emails I got since I last posted... I have not replied to any of them... I think I may be scared.1) Ok, maybe not anything.2) Bridgett, your wierd. Want to have coffee sometime?((okay, I'm good up to here... then...))3) Are you really a famous fetish model? I thought you were just hot and obtainable. Am I in the presence of royalty? BTW- I am gett ing a new place and need some ideas for a fetish dungeon. I want a spanking bench, candle light, but beyond that I am pretty flexible. (It's my first dungeon, and it's a nice starter dungeon.).4) Sweety I think we may have some problems, I get a boner from hurting people. I'm not proud of that, it's just who I am. I would really like to talk to you about bondage play. You seem very wise and experienced. Even if I dont get to throat fuck you I would love to chit chat about bdsm. Oh- why are nazi symbols of authority do fucking hot?((Then, suddenly, I may almost be interested... and then...))5) I want to ejaculate in your rectum. Whew, I'm glad we got that out of the way. Bridgett, you are very smart, probably smarter than me, I dont care. You are hot. I want to lick your face and mastrubate with your feet.Oh. and I also would like to spend time around you for companionship and shared mocking of those less socialy adept.Or maybe we can steal moving vans and fuck.I miss you like the grass misses rain. (If I had a pirate ship I would name it the "Golden Poopy Adventure Harrington".((Whoa, wtf? I've never met this man, and here he wants to cum in my ass, and steal vans? And name a ship sort of after me?))6) I busted my wheels. I broke both front wheels on my caprice. I have a lot of money, and a fat hard cock. Please Bridgett help me!I broke my wheels acting out while I missed you. I missed sucking your throbbing cunt and licking your vulva. Let me know if you can help. Btw, I would love to nibble your clit.I am government trained and well moneyed. Dont respond if you dont want to play.((Huh?))7) I want to make a hat out of a cat. I also want to go to canada with you soon, and i want you get you drunk and suck your cunt.((Um, help? WTF! I mena, I'm more of a dog person than a cat person, but this is just wierd.- Feedback?))