Unicorn Luftwaffe

Today on Facebook, to send someone information of therapeutic resources, their system required me to type in two words to prove I was a human.  Or at least something that could read visual systems.  I have done these things for years… but today was special.

Today’s words were:

Unicorn Luftwaffe

I stared at these words and was awe struck.  They are a perfect pair of absurdist fantasy words.  Thus, I put out a call demanding that someone write a short story on the topic.

Erynn reccommended that we petition SJ Tucker to write a song on the topic.

Chris Buser replied with:

The commander of the Royal Army Flying Pegasi squadron shook his head at the departing victor, moonlight glinting eerily off the single horn parting the clouds before him. ” I’ll shoot you down next time, you damnable Kraut pony! NEXT TIME! ” A mocking neigh was the only reply.

I am pleased, and yet I demand more.  What will you give me of the Unicorn Luftwaffe?  There is a part of me that would like to create a short story collection of these two absurd words… but for now, blog responses are enough to tickle me 🙂


Lee Harrington

Lee Harrington is an internationally known sexuality, relationships, and personal authenticity educator. Having taught in all 50 states and in 6 countries, he brings a combination of playful engagement and thoughtful academic dialogue to a broad audience. An award-winning author and editor on gender, sexual, and sacred experience, his books include “Traversing Gender: Understanding Transgender Journeys,” and "Sacred Kink: The Eightfold Paths of BDSM and Beyond," among many other titles. He has been blogging online since 1998, and been teaching worldwide since 2001. Welcome to his world, and your chance to expand your mind and heart alike.

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